To newcomers, I wish you a warm welcome! To old fans, I’m back and I’m better. See the “About” section for more details. A new post will be up every month. Let’s get weird.
“I don’t agree with your take, but I appreciate your enthusiasm and your love for this! Keep being you.”A Reddit comment on one of my posts
“Yeah dude, I’ll toootally check out your blog, thanks!”Guy in line for Guardians of the Galaxy at Disneyland who just needed to use my phone
“If you spent as much time studying in high school as you do on this crap, you could’ve been a doctor.”My Dad
“7/10, Too Much Water.”IGN
“Meow?”Logan, my cat