Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales – Movie Review

Turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile?

[THERE WILL BE NO MAJOR-PLOT DETAILS SPOILED IN THIS REVIEW. ONLY WHAT WAS SHOWN IN TRAILERS]

So they FINALLY decided to name one of their movies after the line that’s been dropped in the theme park ride forever?

“Dead Men Tell No Tales” is the 5th (yes…5th…I know, I tried to forget about “Stranger Tides” too) installment in the Pirates of the Caribbean movie series and once again stars Johnny Depp as the pirate heartthrob of the 2000’s, Captain Jack Sparrow. Geoffrey Rush also reprises his role of Hector Barbossa, and Javier Bardem joins the cast as the evil Captain Salazar.

As far as how much I care about the Pirates franchise: I, like many, saw the first one and to this day it stands as one of my favorite adventure movies. That first time we saw Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, and Elizabeth Swann do their whole thing and we saw the Black Pearl, Port Royal, Tortuga, the curse of the Aztec gold, etc…that movie was nothing short of epic. I remember being pumped for the second one and even though that got super weird with tentacle/fish monsters, I was still really in to it and had hype for the 3rd one! That’s when it got TOO weird for me with all the sea magic, Calypso, the odd Pirate version of the UN they had, etc. Still, I felt like everything got resolved and maybe the 3rd one was just hard to stick the landing, so I was fine with it. Then they made a fourth…which I couldn’t even sit through without groaning. I wasn’t really going out of my mind to see this fifth one, but I figured “hey, Orlando Bloom is back as Will Turner, Javier Bardem as the villain, and Kaya Scodelario is gorgeous, so why not?”

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While I don’t think that anyone took a really hard “L” for making “Dead Men Tell No Tales”, at the same time I can’t say that this movie is…well…that good. Maybe I missed something, but lets get into details to explain myself.

First off, this is a really pretty movie. The effects are cool, the shots of the sea and sailing ships are pretty satisfying, and the animation for Javier Bardem’s character works pretty well. As much as I love Bardem’s acting, I will say that he becomes somewhat comical in this…like he’s about to drop a deuce every time he says “Jack Sparrow”. He has his moments where you see “classic Javier Bardem”, but this definitely isn’t a performance I would remember over “Skyfall”. The two newcomers that fill the trope of “we’re young and pretty and we’re not pirates but we need pirates for this thing” actually shine and their characters, Henry and Carina, get their own arcs that don’t deviate too far away from the main story…which brings me to my main point.

I wouldn’t go as far as to say that this is an unwatchable movie, but there is nothing spectacular or unique about the story, writing, or directing. The storyline is really simple to follow, nothing seems consequential or urgent at all, and the direction is aggressively mediocre. I’m glad they’re not doing the typical pirates thing where every character has to double-cross everyone else a billion times, but regardless it just felt like nothing was fully fleshed out. Despite being on the shorter end for runtime nowadays, the movie felt long and really dragged until the last half of the 3rd act.

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There are two sequences I really liked in this. The one I can’t really talk about is the last 20 minutes, because that was where all the fun was and there’s a treat at the end for fans of this franchise. The ending we got in “Dead Men Tell No Tales” was the ending to the Pirates series that we deserved, and it was really oddly satisfying (probably because I felt nostalgic).

The other sequence I enjoyed was the flashback where a young (cgi) Jack Sparrow outsmarts and defeats Captain Salazar, because it reminded me of the kind of Pirates movie I would enjoy. It was a fun little battle between two ships, the pirates seemed ready to be conquered, Jack shows his famous wit, and there was no insane ocean-magic that took me out of it. But even with this enjoyable scene, they dug a massive plot-hole (which I’m surprised I actually remembered) and it made me a little disappointed.

In the flashback scene, Jack inherits his special compass from the previous captain (now killed by Salazar). We find out that should Jack ever part from this compass, Salazar’s crazy undead army will rise and rule the seas. That’s fine and all…but remember “Dead Man’s Chest” and Tia Dalma? In the first act of that particular movie, Tia Dalma asks Jack why the compass he bartered from her can’t lead him to the dead man’s chest. So Jack inheriting the compass from his old captain doesn’t match up with him trading for it, and it kinda poops on the Pirate lore we loved from the first three.

Speaking of Jack, he might be my biggest disappointment for this movie. Not only does he seem kind of unnecessary for the story in general, but Johnny Depp here is almost a parody of himself. This movie is Henry and Carina’s story, with Barbossa as a supporting character, and Jack as a drunk plot-device so that there could be a villain. They do mention that Jack is supposed to be washed-up…but dear lord this just didn’t even feel like him anymore. There is no charm or wit to go along with this Jack Sparrow, there is only stupidity and “ha ha, look at what Jack is doing now! Silly Jack, stop putting our lives in danger!”

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Again, I didn’t hate “Dead Men Tell No Tales”, because I do like the Pirates movies and I liked some choices that were made (which I couldn’t really disclose because of spoilers). However, I think this should be it. There were some good swan-songs, the crew fought the THIRD undead army of its series, people got some closure…and I think this is the best place to end it. Obviously the only way to guarantee that it will end is if people stop seeing it (currently projected to do just under its goal of an $80 million opening weekend), but as far as being a series of movies go..probably a good place to quit while you’re slightly ahead.

Edit: oh wait, they aren’t stopping…because there’s an after-credit scene setting something up.

I’m recommending “Dead Men Tell No Tales” to anyone who liked the first 3 Pirates movies and cares enough to see some cool callbacks to those. As for being a movie on its own, I’m giving the fifth installment of Pirates of the Caribbean a 6/10.

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 – Movie Review

I’m Mary Poppins, Y’all!

[THERE WILL BE NO MAJOR PLOT DETAILS SPOILED IN THIS REVIEW, ONLY WHAT WAS ALREADY IN THE TRAILERS]

“Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2” is the sequel to 2014’s “Guardians of the Galaxy” and the 15th installment of the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU). It features the infamous bunch of jackasses in a very different situation than the last time we saw them. After saving Xandar from Ronan the Accuser and establishing themselves as a rag-tag team for hire, we end up learning a lot about where each of our Guardians are coming from and what they’ve dealt with beforehand. Specifically, Star Lord gets to finally meet his father and discover more about himself and what makes him special (aside from the fact that he’s Chris Pratt).

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Since I saw this movie on the red carpet in the middle of April, I’ve been thinking about this one and seeing other reactions/reviews for a while now. If you have been seeing other reactions too you might be aware that things are kind of mixed, although generally positive. What I mean is that some are saying they liked it more than the first/didn’t enjoy it as much, thought it was forced/thought it was hilarious, etc.

As for where I stand, I personally enjoyed this one more than the first “Guardians of the Galaxy” because writer/director James Gunn appealed to my love of character study and made a very thematically consistent movie. I will say that I thought the first one was a little funnier, but that doesn’t mean the jokes didn’t land for me on this one. I genuinely loved this movie…so lets get in to details!

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This movie is ALL about its characters, as all of our Guardians get a bit of an arc and some depth with each other/their backgrounds. I would say Drax was a little underdeveloped, but he more than makes up for it by stealing the show whenever he’s on screen and interacting with another Guardian, specifically Star Lord. Seriously, Dave Bautista delivers even more than he did last time and I can see him walking away as the favorite for many moviegoers…just below Baby Groot, that is. Unfortunately, talking about the development with Star Lord and his Dad would be giving away a ton so I can’t say much about it. What honestly surprised me wasn’t even the father-son relationship, it was what we get between the sisters: Gamora and Nebula. Not only is Nebula more important in this and the two actually act like feuding sisters, but we get some juicy insight to their upbringing and we find out that Thanos is…well…kind of messed up. Sure, those familiar with Marvel before the MCU already knew that, but hearing about some specifics and not having Thanos appear in the movie at all really worked in terms of establishing him for later. It somewhat reminded me of the “Godzilla” thing where you hear/see the gruesome things he can do without actually seeing him in action until much later, which i’m not usually a fan of…but in this case it was a good little detail since this guy is supposed to be this “Mad Titan” and we’ve seen him do literally nothing but sit in a chair and pick up a glove.

Something that totally came out of a left field for me was how much time the movie spends on Yondu Udonta (the blue guy who whistles from the last movie…for those who forgot). Yondu is HUGE in this movie as a character, and surprisingly makes quite a fun pair with Rocket. Michael Rooker absolutely kills it as Yondu and it was very pleasant to see him on screen. The focus on him actually helps the audience understand some of our other characters better, and I hope making Yondu more important gets better reception from audiences than the whole “Hawkeye is suddenly a big deal” thing in “Avengers: Age of Ultron”.

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My other huge reason for liking this movie a lot was because you can tell exactly what vision Gunn had in mind while writing the script. I mentioned earlier that this is thematically very strong, and the theme that Gunn keeps throughout the movie is a simple, yet important, one: Family. As cliche as it sounds, the Guardians go from being “a bunch of Jackasses” to being a real family (insert Fate of the Furious joke here) by the end of the movie. Before the movie played at the red carpet premier, Gunn specifically mentioned that he made this for his parents and that he loves them, and that really showed throughout his work…and isn’t expressing something important to you the point of creating? The fact that he was able to make that come across so well in a comic book movie only helps fans like me justify that comic movies aren’t simply shallow, formulaic popcorn-flicks.

Despite how much I loved Gunn’s direction here, I do have some negatives. Pacing issues were a little prevalent in the first and second acts. The Sovereign (the gold people in the trailers you see) might be the most bland MCU-villainous-henchmen army I’ve seen..maybe even more one-dimensional than Ultron’s robot clones. I get that they’re going to be more important later, but some of my least favorite parts of the movie were when they were on screen. Additionally, subtlety isn’t really a strong suit in the script. If the last comic book movie you saw was “Logan”, it’ll definitely feel weird being hit over the head with subtext rather than figuring it out for yourself. The soundtrack is good, but isn’t as “iconic” as the previous movie for me (my friends still break out into “Hooked on a Feeling” on road-trips)…then again, I listen to drugged-up-RnB so I might not be the best person to ask on that one. This last one is a personal complaint (because he’s kinda my hero and we share the same birthday and same height) but Stallone is very sparingly used in the movie, do not go in expecting him to interact with any other protagonists/antagonists much. Still more screen time than Jared Leto’s Joker, though.

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Lastly, thought I’d rip this band-aid off quickly: Yes, there are 5 post-credit scenes. No, none of them have anything to do with Infinity War, Spiderman, Thor, Black Panther, etc. They’re all confined to things relating to the Guardians, and there’s no set-up for any future MCU titles except the likely “Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3″…and even the set-up for that isn’t too obvious. These are just fun things to see after the movie and nothing more (the one with Groot had me laughing uncontrollably, so stick around for that).

To wrap this up, I really enjoyed seeing the Guardians have a stronger foundation and some solid growth. Thinking about it long term, making them more “human” and solidifying their friendship will definitely be interesting once they meet the Avengers, who are super divided right now, next year to take on Thanos. Gunn has done it again for me, taking this incredibly obscure group of D-list superheroes that maybe 0.5 in 10 people knew about beforehand…and making them awesome, hilarious, and relatable.

I’m giving “Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 2” an initial Soggz Blogs rating of 9/10.

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Logan – Movie Review

Insert “Hurt” by Johnny Cash here

Back when Y2K was the most ridiculous thing we had ever heard of and back when I was in the first grade (I know…), Australian actor Hugh Jackman first appeared on the big screen as Wolverine, one of the most iconic comic book characters/Poster-Hero of the X-men. For 17 years, Jackman appeared as Wolverine in various X-men movies and was always met with positive reception.

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It has been a crazy ride seeing so many superheroes come and go on the silver screen, but Jackman has been a constant for me through my childhood, adolescence, and early adulthood. I’m a HUGE fan of Jackman’s Wolverine, and when I heard this was his last time, all I wanted was for him to have his swan song and be remembered for how amazing he is.

To be perfectly honest…this is a tough one. I was silent for a few minutes after the movie was over, I distracted myself, slept on it, and thought about it on my morning commute…and I’m still a little unsure of where EXACTLY I stand. However, as of me writing this sentence…”Logan” is one of the best comic book films I’ve ever seen.

First thing to get out of the way, holy WOW this is a bloody one. The R-rating is fully utilized, and every fight scene is a plethora of gore and stabbing…and I LOVE IT. They even got Wolverine’s fighting style right, adapting it to account for the lacking physical state of the character as well.

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The lazy analysis I’ve been seeing lately is along the lines of “Logan is the Dark Knight of X-Men” or that “People are going to debate for years between Logan and the Dark Knight”. Let me shut this down right now, “Logan” is different from, and not as good as, “The Dark Knight”. The reason I understand why this comparison is being made is because, like Nolan’s trilogy of Batman films, Director James Mangold decides to incorporate a lot of realism when it comes to the themes of the film. Add in the fact that both directors understood their characters and the situations these characters are in 100%. While different in the sense that “The Dark Knight” is Batman’s fall from grace, and “Logan” is about what Wolverine will do after already fallen far beyond recognition, the two films both feel very real and can connect to a larger audience. Similarly, this is why “The Empire Strikes Back” is revered as the best of the Star Wars films, because we see the Rebellion struggle in a very human way and we love those characters. Unfortunately, this translated over to “So ALL OF IT has to be dark and gritty?” in the realm of comic/sci-fi movies and caused some problems, but Logan was a nice reminder that it is possible to achieve similar tones without sacrificing clarity, sanity, and originality. So, yes, I see why the comparison is being made…and while you can draw similarities, other criticism of “Logan” using the Nolan trilogy should stop there. Its different, and X-Men deserves this win.

Emphasizing on Mangold’s understanding of the character, even the first sequence we see with old man Logan just feels like he’s letting himself down. This is the most beat-down version of a hero I’ve seen…Logan isn’t just depressed for the sake of it. This guy is so obviously broken, lost, apathetic…he’s simply lost all will to do anything, and therefore doesn’t know why he is doing anything in the first place. Throughout the film, Logan avoids purpose even when it is staring him right in the face.

Patrick Stewart as Professor Xavier also delivers one last time. To me, he represented the small good part of Wolverine that might still be in there, which is why I love that the two constantly bicker, almost as if Logan is constantly denying who he is “supposed to be”…but he is still taking care of the 90 year old Professor because he owes that much to Xavier and himself.

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There are a few imperfections I think are present in this film. The first one being, there isn’t much of a villain. You don’t really have a “Joker”  or…anyone really. Yes, there’s a solid plot structure and there are “bad hombres” (couldn’t resist)…but you can’t really point to someone to bring out a unique anger in Wolverine…because he’s pretty much just angry half the time anyway. Additionally, the flow gets somewhat interrupted in the second act and focus veers off a bit from Logan himself. It ties together when you look at it as a whole, but in the moment one could feel a slight drag in the 2nd act.

Despite the lack of a sinister presence, Logan does have a motivator. Logan and Xavier are traveling with a young girl, Laura…who I will not say much about for the sake of keeping things spoiler free.

The other notable thing is that this movie doesn’t do the “classic comic book movie” thing of setting anything up. This is it, what you see is what you get..and they’re focused on telling this one story. The greater X-Men universe is referenced slightly, but a new fan could jump right in to “Logan” not knowing much and still feel unexpectedly moved by it.

Since the X-Men have come and gone in this distant future where “Logan” takes place, the stories and legends are all documented in the form of comic books, where Wolverine is viewed as a fearless hero…so to see him at such an opposite end of who he used to be just makes the film so tragically beautiful.

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I feel almost blessed to have seen Jackman’s Wolverine portrayal through for 17 years. This is one of those things that I’m going to be an annoying Grandpa about ~60 years from now…never shutting up about how back in my day, Hugh Jackman was Wolverine and he was the best (assuming the X-men get a reboot at some point because studios love money and eventually people run out of ideas….right?).

“Logan” is gut-wrenching, and feels somewhat fresh after being bombarded with DCEU nonsense and the MCU doing what they have to do…at the risk of overselling it just a little bit, “Logan” gets a soggz-blogs rating of 9.5/10.

 

The Lego Batman Movie – Movie Review

First Lesson: Life Doesn’t Give you Seat-belts

In 2014, Warner Animation Group gave us a movie that most of us thought would just be a shameless plug to sell some plastic toys…and we were right, in a sense. The only thing was that none of us expected what we got: An amazing animated movie with a great voice-acting cast, pristine animation, and an actual plot that made some adults cry like babies and made other adults buy new lego sets (the latter for me, personally). Out of all the funny lego characters we got, Will Arnett’s hilarious narcissistic and edgy take on Batman stood out in that movie…so much that here we are in 2017 with the spin-off “Lego Batman” movie, and a “Lego Ninjago” movie coming soon as well.

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Because “The Lego Movie” revolved around original characters like Emmett, Lord Business, etc, The comedy in that movie had to also have a sense of originality and had to come from the situations that the characters were in. With a property like Batman that’s been having its own movies since the 60’s, however, that wasn’t as necessary. Reviewing and recommending this movie is fairly simple: IF you like self-referencing humor and the Batman films, you will absolutely love this movie. This movie is a spoof of the property, made obvious through the medium of legos and the animation style. The more Batman you’ve seen, the better. If the Batman films and comics are always fresh in your head, you will catch all the humor and it will be a delight.

Aside from that, just wanted to mention a few things I liked and noticed:

  • This movie BARELY takes a break. It is joke after punchline after pun after self-burn after…you get the idea. If you’re in a low energy mood, this is NOT the film for you. I personally wish I wasn’t as tired when I saw it, I probably would’ve enjoyed it even more. There is a slower section in the 2nd act, but it is mainly to focus on the story…which even comedic movies need, so no complaints there.

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  • Dear Lord, some of these references were just marvelous (DCous?…get it?..sorry). There’s the things you would expect them to make fun of (Suicide Squad, BvS, Shark-Repel-ant, Batman brooding) and then there’s some stuff that I haven’t heard been referenced in a while. One of my personal favorites was Joker explaining his plan to a Security Guard, and the guard telling him its going to fail so he brings up some of Joker’s other failed plans…specifically “That one time with the parade and the Prince music” (Burton’s Batman movie in 1989). I couldn’t hold in my laughter during some of these even if I was one of the only ones laughing.
  • The dynamic with Joker wanting Batman’s attention like an overly attached crush was one of the best parts of the movie. It was just really funny to see a spoof of Joker having a purpose, I honestly didn’t expect that much thought to go into this when they just as easily could’ve went: “Oh Joker’s crazy anyway, lets just have him do clown things and focus the movie more on Batman giving one-liners”…but wow, they actually gave the audience something to work with and it’s great.

You probably saw this coming already, but since I love spoofs and meta-jokes, and since you all know my feelings about Batman as a superhero, I’m giving the Lego Batman movie a 9/10. 

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This was no doubt a shorter review since there wasn’t much to go into, but expect a longer review for “Logan” which comes out in about a month…which I am SO excited for. It took me a while to get started for 2017, but be on the lookout because some cool stuff that is out of the usual realm of film reviews is coming soon. Thanks for reading!

That’s all for now,
Soggz Out!

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Rogue One: A Star Wars Story – SPOILER FREE Movie Review

I am one with the Force, The Force is with me.

Rogue One is Disney’s first Star Wars spin-off movie that takes place in the middle of Episode III and Episode IV, focusing on how the Rebels received the famous Death Star plans that shape the events of Episode IV. I’ve got to be honest, when I saw the first trailers and news about reshoots, I wasn’t very thrilled about Rogue One. I thought this and the ideas about a Boba Fett and Han Solo movie were going to be lame “try-hard” attempts by Disney to turn the franchise into a Cash-Cow by making it predictable yet good enough to attract massive audiences. I especially started believing this after I watched Episode VII for the 3rd time and realized that it was basically Episode IV (Not that “Force Awakens” is bad…it did its job of setting up a new trilogy very well. It just did it in the same exact way that “A New Hope” did).

When I left the theater last year after watching “Force Awakens” for the first time, It felt odd…as if something just didn’t sit right with me afterwards. When I left the theater yesterday after watching “Rogue One” for the first time…I felt like I finally got the Star Wars movie that I’ve been waiting for since Disney acquired Lucasfilms in 2012.

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Lets start with filmmaking and technical aspects. This is THE most beautifully shot and animated Star Wars film I’ve ever seen. I wont get in to specific scenes, but everything just looked so flawless. There was one slight issue with a motion capture character that blew me away at first, but started to become less believable as the movie progressed. Regardless, the shots, effects, the CGI, the cinematography, fight scenes were all just so spectacular. Additionally, the movie has so many action scenes where they put all of this to such amazing use, making “Rogue One” instantly deserving of awards for best cinematography for 2016. It’s that good, I’m not kidding.

But since I didn’t actually go to film school and since the”lens” I look a movie with encompasses storytelling and characters…I did find some flaws here. The most important thing about Star Wars is, in my opinion, the characters. Its the things they say that become iconic, its their personalities that made other filmmakers refer to characters they make as “a Han Solo type”, its their actions that become memories we remember forever. The characters in “Rogue One” just didn’t have that. I understand that this is the only movie they got to be in, but one thing JJ did very well with “Force Awakens” was get us to care about every new person we saw…audience could easily refer back to things said and done by Rey, Finn, Poe, and even Kylo Ren…and he did that in one movie. “Rogue One” had so much exposition to deliver in the first act, which was admittedly slow, that we cut down on development for some of our “main” characters in the squad. Cassian Andor, played by Diego Luna, gets about one moment where you get some background and Jyn Erso, the main character played by Felicity Jones, gets the most. Everyone else somewhat falls in to generic tropes, which bums me out because these performances by these actors are great. Donnie Yen and Riz Ahmed (ugh this is such a diverse cast and I love it. Shout out to the FIRST BROWN GUY TO BE AN IMPORTANT CHARACTER IN STAR WARS! WE MADE IT Y’ALL! HOW HARD WAS THAT, AM I RIGHT??) were particularly wonderful in their roles of Chirutt Imwe and Bodhi Rook, respectively.

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Despite the last paragraph, we still had some great moments with characters that I’d likely attribute to the writing and direction. The droid, K2SO was genuinely a hilarious sasshole that I wish we could get in future. He easily is my favorite droid character in all of Star Wars now (fight me, BB-8 fans. You and I both know he’s just there to sell children’s toys). Moments between Jyn Erso and her father, Galen Erso (portrayed by Mads Mikkelsen) were also very touching, and Chirrut and Baze (Wen Jiang) become one of the best Star Wars bromances right up there with Han/Chewbacca and Poe/Finn. I also really appreciated how this movie showed the “Scumbag” side of the Rebellion that other Star Wars movies never really did, specifically with Cassian Andor and some of his actions. Also…Darth Vader…wow. He isn’t in the movie much, but most of us knew that because the marketing or the press didn’t shove Vader in our faces *COUGHCOUGHSUICIDESQUADJOKERCOUGHCOUGH*, any time Vader is on screen is just such an utter delight and it does justice to one of the greatest villains in all of cinema history.

Perhaps my favorite thing about “Rogue One” is how well this fits into the Star Wars canon. There is a massive plot twist that not only clears up a huge hole in the Original Trilogy, but adds another layer to the entire story of this galaxy far far away. We even get a connection to the prequel trilogy with a certain character being brought back (one that those of us who’ve played “Force Unleashed” know helped Start the Rebellion itself). References to other Star Wars films aren’t beating you over the head constantly and actually all tie in very well. I was insanely pleased with how well this all worked out, ESPECIALLY the ending!

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To wrap this review up, I’m noticing that this is polarizing some people and I’ve seen a lot of dumb criticism for this movie. Honestly, I think its because of how high general expectations became after “Force Awakens” (which also explains why that got more praise than it deserved…because the last thing to compare it to that we had was “Revenge of the Sith”…opinion, not fact). “Rogue One” isn’t perfect like I’ve mentioned, it has its flaws. However when you look at the overall movie and its great moments, effect on the canon, direction and storytelling…”Rogue One” is so incredibly enjoyable and I think most, if not all, Star Wars fans will like it.

Rogue One: A Star Wars Story gets an 8.5/10

For fun, I’ll throw in my updated Star Wars movie ranking:
1. Empire Strikes Back
2. A New Hope
3. Rogue One
4. The Return of the Jedi
5. The Force Awakens
6. Revenge of the Sith
7. Phantom Menace
8. Attack of the Clones

As always, I appreciate any support! I really have fun doing this and I hope anyone reading this at least has fun too even if they disagree. I’m making it a personal goal to write more in 2017, so I’d really love it if you show your friends and help get the soggzblogs name out there!

That’s all for now,
Soggz out!

Invasion! (The CW’s DCTV Crossover) – TV Review

As many of you know, the CW is currently home to four different DC Superhero shows: Supergirl, The Flash, Arrow, and Legends of Tomorrow. Even though I’m aware that most of my readers and friends only stick to watching Barry screw timelines on “The Flash”, that would still mean they were aware that this was happening due to all the marketing and effort the CW has put out for this crossover event. Despite the four shows attracting different audiences and receiving very different reception (I’m not going to open the can of worms that is “Arrow”‘s 4th season…at least not on this review), I’ve gotta say I’m a fan of this crossover event and I enjoyed a vast majority of it.  

DC managed to find their strength when it comes to live action media, and that strength happens to be making corny, fun, awkward, and exciting TV shows over at the CW. I stuck with “Flash” and “Legends of Tomorrow” since day 1, had to catch up on “Arrow” before its 3rd season and went from there, and I haven’t had the chance to check out “Supergirl”…but man oh man, I enjoyed almost EVERYONE in this crossover. The four episodes managed to entertain me and actually have implications and consequences for the individual plot-lines of each show. I’m really excited about this, so I’m going to go into spoilers and talk about each of the 4 episodes briefly. Here it goes!

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All of the hype.

[SPOILERS START HERE]

 

Supergirl – Okay so a lot of people missed this, but it was already revealed that this episode of Supergirl would serve as a “small prologue” for the crossover rather than being the actual first part of it. I know some people feel like they got tricked into watching an episode of Supergirl when they didn’t want to…but honestly I could watch Melissa Benoist any time of the day and never complain…siiiiigh…..Huh, what? Oh, right, the review. Basically we get an episode of Supergirl that gives some insight into her personality and her world until the last 30 seconds where Barry and Cisco show up and tell Kara that her help is needed on their earth. Yeah, that’s pretty much it.

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If I had a type…yeah…in case anyone was wondering…

Flash – So THIS is where the crossover really starts. We’re introduced to The Dominators, a group of aliens that have attacked earth before and do not come in peace. The all-star team is assembled and consisting of: Flash, Green Arrow, Spartan, Speedy, Supergirl, Heatwave, Atom, White Canary, Firestorm, Overwatch, and Vibe….aka (respectively) Barry, Oliver, Diggle, Thea, Kara, Rory, Ray, Sara, Jax/Martin, and (unfortunately) Felicity and Cisco (who’s basically the Felicity of “Flash” right now). Barry, Oliver, Jax, and Martin stay back to talk while the rest of the team goes out on reconnaissance, which gives us a scene here with the Future Barry’s message (revealed in Legends of Tomorrow) and the consequences of Flashpoint being realized by everyone in this universe. This was great because we really get to see Barry appear to be the “villain” in this group of heroes after he’s been looked to as an amazing guy this entire time…it shows that Barry is flawed and now even his friends are beating up on him rather than just himself. There’s a scene here where Oliver explains the deaths of his parents to Barry…and boy, that gets intense. The chemistry between Stephen Amell and Grant Gustin has never been stronger than it was in all the crossover episodes, and I REALLY hope we see these two interact more often. The episode wraps up with Barry and Oliver freeing the rest of the team from the Dominators’ mind control devices, only for five members of the team to be immediately abducted by a Dominator ship.

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Quicksilver who?

Arrow (Happy 100th episode!) – I’m going to be honest, this show hasn’t had an episode this good since season 2. The 100th episode of Arrow reminded me of why I stick with it: for moments like the ones we saw here. Oliver, Ray, Sara, Diggle, and Thea all end up in a shared hallucination that represents their ideal lives. Oliver is marrying Laurel (IT’S WHAT I WANTED ALL ALONG), Thea and Oliver’s parents are still alive, Ray is engaged to Felicity, and Diggle is the Arrow. Oliver is the first one to realize what is going down here and convinces everyone one-by-one that this isn’t real. The tension is so well done here…Oliver and company can actually enjoy this hallucination and choose to live happily for, what it seems like, the first time. After realizing that its best for them to face reality and fight, they’re greeted by the villains of the past season for this EPIC fight scene where our heroes fight the ones they have super personal beef with. Thea fights Malcom Merlyn, Oliver fights Deathstroke, and Sara finally gets to have her revenge against Damien Dahrk…and this whole thing was one of the best action scenes I’ve seen on any of these shows. Our heroes wake up and try to escape the Dominators’ ship on an alien pod, and are saved by the Waverider, where Gideon reveals to us that the Dominators are planning on using a weapon against earth.

Legends of Tomorrow – The concluding episode of the entire crossover felt like Television’s “Avengers”. Most of the action takes place here as everything wraps up,  after a time-traveling shenanigan with some of the Legends (what else is new?). It was one of those moments where your inner-12-year-old was so hyped that you begged your mom for a Flash action figure as soon as the episode was over. I can’t even explain it through words, its one of those things where you just need to watch it yourself. Oh, and that final scene with Barry and Oliver having a drink? Perfect.

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The funniest thing I heard all week (Superman Returns, if you don’t get it).

I’m not sure that a crossover would be such a good idea in the future, since there are few circumstances that could actually get the 4 shows together. Since this was the first one, it was acceptable to use “generic faceless army” as an excuse for some awesome superhero fan-service. This is one of those things where I geeked out so hard, probably to the point where my rationality gets a little skewed…knowing that, I’m still giving the DCTV “Invasion!” crossover event an 8/10.

I apologize that my Pokemon Sun review is taking so long, i’m still playing through it! I WILL write about it once I’m done. As for the Suicide Squad extended cut, I’ve decided not to review that and instead give my thoughts on the DC films as a whole in a future post. Let me know if there’s some content you think I’d enjoy that you’d like me to review, and please help me get my blog some more exposure if you like what you see!

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Doctor Strange – Movie Review

IMAX 3D almost had me actually believing in magic.

Doctor Strange is the newest addition to the Marvel Cinematic Universe and the 2nd movie of Phase 3. It tells the story of an arrogant, cocky, and egotistical Surgeon who loses the ability to use his hands, thereby making him useless at his job. To find an answer, he turns to mystical forces and ends up becoming a skilled practitioner of magic.

This actually meant a lot going forward for the MCU. For one thing, Strange is another B-list superhero (like Ironman was before 2008) to now become a huge part of this universe. The main thing was that magic was now being introduced to the MCU, which adds another layer to the scale of power among our heroes. So far, we’ve really only seen “magical” things from the Asgardians and the Infinity Stones, with most of our heroes having some connection to science instead (building suits, gamma rays, serums, genetically-altered spiders, etc). To have the kind of magic that Strange practices be introduced and to now have it there to play a big part going forward gives the storytellers another dimension (pun intended) to work with, and that’s exciting!

Now I’m not going to sit here and lie to you, despite that last paragraph…this is still your above-average introduction/set-up movie that we’ve seen in the MCU before. With all the new things we’ve been seeing recently like heroes against each other, villain team ups, the government getting involved, it was only a matter of time before we went back to formula: Dude has personality flaw, dude gets powers, dude learns something, generic villain, funny parts, entertaining scenes, set-up for next movie, done.

Fortunately…the Marvel Studios team just knows how to do this damn well by now that they could probably do it with their eyes closed at this point.

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First things first, the VISUAL EFFECTS IN THIS MOVIE ARE AMAZING. I’ve never watched a movie in IMAX in my life, and after seeing what the pre-release reviews were saying about this film, I took the recommendation and put on those 3D glasses..and I’m so happy that I did. Look, I never learned all the technical camera work and I know very little about the special effects side of a movie. What I can tell you is that the effects in this movie were jaw-dropping, and since its actually watchable unlike most movies known for great effects (looking at you, Transformers), it all adds to the cinematic experience. I HIGHLY recommend seeing this movie in 3D.

As far as the cast goes, no problems here either. Benedict Cucumber Cabbage Patch portrayed the character of Stephen Strange very well, as an asshole who isn’t exactly a charming one like Tony Stark is. Tilda Swinton* also did a great job as the Ancient One, the Sorcerer Supreme who teaches Strange and plays a large role in the story. I’d like to mention Mads Mikkelson as well, he was actually great as Kaecillius. It just sucks that we got disposable MCU villain #508789,  I wish he got a better story and was in the movie more.

*Look, I’m bummed that they didn’t cast within the ethnicity too, but she did really well and it didn’t feel like any sort of appropriation or BS at all. In fact at one point she was teaching Strange something that I recognized as the main lesson in the Bhagavad Gita (Hinduism) and she actually said it correctly…trust me, I’d know. The fact of the matter is, a Tibetan character would’ve lost Marvel and Disney millions of dollars in overseas sales and would’ve pissed off China, aka where a significant part of production is outsourced. I know I’ll probably catch heat for this but I’m just going to point out that so far the MCU has been cautious about this kind of stuff and isn’t trying to offend anyone. Examples just off the top of my head: I read that Elizabeth Olsen was promised that she would never have to wear the comic-style Scarlet Witch costume, which is basically just underwear and a cape, so that the character wouldn’t be sexualized. Plus, if you haven’t seen Luke Cage yet, Marvel definitely held it down for a huge minority group and did it really well . Look, all I’m saying is just give the movie a chance before you judge it off of ONE bad casting decision if you like the MCU, you’ll like this. Okay *sigh* moving on!

I will say that the movie is really exposition heavy, but doesn’t give too much on some of the stuff you’d want to hear more about. By the time you get to the last act, there is some stuff the audience potentially could still be fuzzy on, which I think could’ve been solved by giving more on Kaecillius as I previously mentioned. The character of Mordo is set-up very well and I’m excited to see more of them, so I will give props for that.

Lastly, I will commend the movie for doing one thing I was looking for. Obviously, Strange is very new to sorcery, talented or not. To have the villain in this film be masters and people who have done this better/earlier than he has makes it so that Strange is the inexperienced underdog. What I was worried about was that the movie would just go “Well, he’s Dr. Strange. So he’s really good. Boom. Hero. Villain down”. What actually happened was interesting, because at the end of the day Strange used his quick wit and intelligence (something he had from the start) to end up saving the day, despite still not being as powerful as his comrades and his enemies. This now gives him a few movies worth of off-screen time to master his abilities and be ready to bring the mystical hammer down in the next Avengers movie, and its cool that they didn’t just overpower him right away (well…I mean he is ridiculously powerful, but that’s just the magic. Like I said before, they’re adding a new layer to the power scaling. He will get better too, so if you watch this movie and his abilities seem to be a bit unfair, just remember that its different! And besides…just wait till we get Carol Danvers…ooh boy.)

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All in all, Doctor Strange couldn’t top the thrills we received in Civil War, but did its job well and is a great transition into the new stories we’ll see in Phase 3. Strange gets a 7.5/10

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